Computer consoles will explode and kill you if your character doesn’t have a name.
Computer consoles should probably be checked for that whole exploding issue.
Transporters are the safest way to travel. Except every 6 to 10 episodes when something goes horribly awry.
Shuttle craft are only capable of crash landings.
Have you tried reversing the polarity of the magnetic constrictors?
They should really put bigger screens on the tricorders.
Future fashion will bring back the onsie.
The holodeck is amazing
Don’t go on the holodeck.
Lance and Pumpkinhead are actually bros in real life.
I never realized that Pumpkinhead was packing.
Roosters crow at the dawn hoping to arouse the barnyard. But the owl knows it is still late at night. The foxes are about. The master sleeps. This is who we are.
—THIS IS HALLOWEEN (like youve never heard)
JUST FUCKING LISTEN.
THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT
reblog so others can hear it!
Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.
*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*
Anyway I could find this on youtube??
I wouldn’t call mum’s first go at vindaloo successful, but it was tasty nonetheless.
- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it