uh oh.

Was (Not Was)

—Somewhere in America, There's a Street Named after my Dad

(Source: crystalforeskin)

Anonymous asked: will I ever get married?

Four times.

Reading the manual to my sewing machine like

slimydad:

analcheeses:

slimydad:

analcheeses:

this tree down the road has some kind of mummy fruit hanging from it

I wonder how long until the mummy hatches

mummy doesn’t hatch from fruit, idiot. that’s a cocoon, a mummy butterfly is going to emerge

uh excuse you I got my BA in Mummy Studies and I know a gestating mummy fruit when I see one

I’m a mummy

(via bogleech)

art-of-swords:

Mamluk Knife with Decorated Scabbard

  • Dated: 14th - 16th century 
  • Measurements: overall length 21.5 cm; blade length 11 cm

The blade is made of watered steel decorated with three embedded coral beads and the inscription "The time of the reign of Sultan Malik Zahir". On the reverse of the blade reads, "Fly high, bird of distress and revenge, your rigor and fairness affirm human fate".

The knife has a square tapered handle of blue glass. The ivory scabbard is richly inlaid with mother of pearl, brass and stones, representing the heavens, with gilt silver fittings with garnets and turquoise.

Source: Copyright © 2014 Galerie Arcimboldo

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

(Source: curseofthefanartlords, via frostedulcers)