—Somewhere in America, There's a Street Named after my Dad
Anonymous asked: will I ever get married?
Reading the manual to my sewing machine like
BURSTS OUT LAUGHING
Oh my god
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.